Fuck, arrrrrrrrrrre ya done yet?

Dear Country Boy, I know you are 23, attractive and maybe smart. You are extremly polite, and may even open the door for a lady, with out a doubt, you have that southern charm about cha... but, heres' the thing.. I am a mom, I Have two not ONE but TWO Five year old boys who believe it or not, do hear you.... every night I think the jumping on the bed thing has to stop.. tighten your bed posts, the frame, move it away from the wall, I don't care what.. just please for the love of all moms who have to wake up and function the morning, stop making all that noise. I am glad your getting some.. just get some quieter. Not really thanking you, actually wanting to punch you, everytime my boys say.. Mom the ceiling is making that noise.. I can't sleep.... Broomstick knockin bitch comes to mind.